~ I Went To Church To Find Out What Happened To God.....'

Two little boys, ages 8 & 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble & their parents knew all about it.

If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved.

The boy's mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children so she asked if he would speak with her boys.

The preacher agreed, but he asked to see the individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice sat the younger boy down & asked him sternly, 'Do you know where God is, son?'

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there, wide-eyed, with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, 'Where is God?'

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.

The preacher raised his voice even more & shook his finger in the boy's face & bellowed, 'Where's God?'

The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, 'What happened?' The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, 'We are in BIG trouble this time!'

(I love this line, over & over again)

'God is missing & they think we did it!'
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NOW... tell me this didn't give you a chuckle. I think today we need a smile ...