Saturday, June 27, 2009
~~ Barney, Doctor & Jesus ~~
A little girl goes to the Doctors. The Dr. tries to make her feel comfortable. He asks if he may look in her ear for Barney, as he looks she replies Barney isn't there.
So the Dr. asks if he may look for Barney in her throat, as he looks she states clearly that Barney isn't there.
The Dr. then tells her he is going to listen for Barney in her lungs, as he listens she firmly tells the Dr. he is not there.
The Dr. chuckles quietly. Then he asks her if he can listen to see if Barney is in her heart ... she replies, 'Dr. ... Barney is on my underpants, Jesus is in my heart'.